Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Reality TV Show Pitch

The quest to achieve the title of "best writer ever."


Who will be the best writer ever?


Will it be Abraham Rosenkrantz-Steinbergenthal, the aspiring Hallmark greeting card writer? Or will it be Hank Brown, the cream of the tomato-blending machine instruction manual writing crop? But the competition becomes fierce when the semi-motivated, food-addicted fortune-cookie writer, Mildred Smithers, enters the scene. And the game will really heat up when Colgate-graduate, Carlton Thomas Fitzgeralingstonworth VII, steps up and wows the audience with his provocotive real-estate descriptions for WeBuyUglyHouses.com. What about Inas, the larger-than-life clothing-tag scribe? Or maybe that lady who wrote Twilight? Only the pages will tell as this gripping saga goes to print.

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