Tuesday, December 8, 2009

How to Make Sarah Palin Not Look Stupid




Voice coach: Half the battle is delivery Gov. Palin, and your voice makes you sound 300 to 400 percent stupider


Less make-up: Politicians are ugly, JFK was an anomaly, base your look on Joe Lieberman.


Script audience and reporter questions: Nobody in North Korea thinks Kim Jong-il is a retard…


Work on getting rid of the “rugged Alaskan” association: Nobody watched Jeremiah Johnson for the intellectual stimulation



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