Monday, December 7, 2009

Carpets and Crop Circles



Sometimes when I’m walking on carpet and I see those square marks from where the couch used to be, my mind jumps to crop circles. So when you see the marks in the carpet it is not difficult to estimate, with relative accuracy, how heavy the object was that made said mark. With that in mind, alien spaceships must have an incredibly terrible proportion of weight to size. Now the obvious argument in response to this idea would clearly be: “well, spaceships probably didn’t make those marks, considering the massive RADAR signature and incredible amount of sound no doubt accompanied by the landing of such a craft…etc”. That counter-argument could easily start a very long debate with both sides having valid points, i.e. “clearly a species with the technology to make a journey of at least 4.7 light years (the closest probable life sustaining planet to earth) is well past the technology needed to disguise a landing in a corn field…”

All arguments omitted, if we could somehow say that crop circles are truly made by alien spacecraft, maybe aliens cover their floors in carpet.


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